The Mad Shitter

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Monday, October 02, 2006

Madshitter in Dayton, Ohio

So this is an old story from the mad shitter, back in the 90s...

DAYTON, Ohio, Nov. 21, 1997 (UPI) Dayton area law enforcement investigators
are trying to identify a man responsible for defecating on books
belonging to the Dayton Montgomery County Library. Officials said the
perpetrator leaves hate notes after defecating on books dealing with
homosexuality or the United Nations. Library officials say the vandal,
who calls himself ``The Mad Shitter'' and has vandalized three branches
more than 12 times, causing about $1,000 damage. Books damaged include
``Zack's Story,'' a book about growing up with same sex parents, and
``Search for Peace: The Story of the United Nations.'' Detectives said
the notes left by the vandal refer to the books as ``an affront to
public decency... How dare you corrupt young children?'' A police report
said the man believes himself to be the ``righteous guardian of public
decency.'' ***I guess pooing on stuff isn't an affront to decency. Makes
sense. Here in the South they say, "I'm so mad I could spit. I guess up
North it's, "I'm so made I could just shit."

[From http://maddog.buster.com/newslist/old1/0017.html]

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