Poem from a fan

"C-Rock Christopher j. Connelly" sent in this poem back in June 2003.

Yo bich! we registered www.madshitter.com months ago!

Mad shitter is a motherfucking quitter
our clenleness he stole
cause he shits in the bowl
after he lays one down he will never flush
he runs away like a pussay cause he is always in a rush
if we find him we will tie him up with tp
whe will give him a swirley in the toilet bowl for all to see
C-Rock
Christopher j. Connelly

While this poem isn't necessarily factually accurate (as he, obviously, did not register madshitter.com months ago), it still shows the length the Jungian unconscious undermind will go to to express the desires of the mad shitter.