CompUSA Anti-Shitting memo

This is one found on internalmemos.com from back in June 2003... Here's a memo by CompUSA (remember back when they were cool?) to try to combat the mad shitter. But the man cannot keep the mad shitter down...

CompUSA
MEN'S BATHROOM
From: Mirian Morataya/HIGH144/CompUSA@CompUSA

To: Rob Dumblauskas/HIGH144/CompUSA@CompUSA, Ralph
Price/HIGH144/CompUSA@CompUSA, Kurt Arends/HIGH144/CompUSA@CompUSA,
Mohammed Raoof/HIGH144/CompUSA@CompUSA, Chris
Pacini/HIGH144/CompUSA@CompUSA, Tim Wong/HIGH144/CompUSA@CompUSA, Scott
Nelson/HIGH144/CompUSA@CompUSA
cc: Debbie Meyers/HIGH144/CompUSA@CompUSA
Subject: MEN'S BATHROOM

Dear management , There is an issue going on in the men's bathroom, somebody is been messing around , and I think is an employee, because this is the second time that we found shit all over the floor and on the door, so I think it was intentional , I will need your cooperation , please talk to the teammembers from each of your department , or at the morning meetings , because this have to STOP.

Also somebody has been socking rolls of tissue in the toilet , and now the water doesn't run. You know all this is going to cost money to be fix. so please talk to everybody.

And I know is not Alejandro, Because him and Mohammed told me about the incident, and I asked Alejandro to help to clean up and he was very nice helping out , I know that it was not very to pleasant for him.

I am enclosing some names of the people that was in the store at the time of the incident ( between 3:00PM and 3:30PM)

JERRY JACOBS MIKE MAYS *
MANAGEMENT
DANIEL OSOBU RUSS PLATT
ROB DUMBLAUSKAUS
ADAM FRETZIN * DMITRY
PLOTKIN RALPH PRICE
STEVE SOPER * ALEJANDRO
CUEVAS TIM WONG
MOHAMMED RAOOF ANDY CHUNG *
CHRIS PACINI

Thank you for your cooperation;

Mirian Morataya.